Just on Mancow a caller says that if animals can play intruments they should be able to own firearms to defend themselves! Ahahah... He is really putting up a fight about this. He says they would be made small enough for them to carry.

This is all I pictured:

That would be the weirdest thing to see. Animals outnumber people so we'd all go down... well those of you that eat meat would go down. (Just kidding everyone... don't get offended... it was a joke...)

He is protesting for animals rights. He wants to train animals to defend themselves.

He's going on to say that people who eat meat are murderers and if we eat chicken we are chicken serial killers. AND - He wants to use Navy Seals to train animal seals to kill fisherman with clubs.

It sounds hilarious, but this is a serious issue. Poor animals can't defend themselves and it makes me sick how people take that to their advantage.

Well. Hahahahaaaaaa at the guns-bit. But. I can see why some might say people who eat meat are accessories to murder.

should we also arm test animals or is it only farm animals?

Well in my opinion we need to arm test animals too. At least arm them with what they're be tested with. I'd like to see a mouse jam a needle into the arm of someone jamming a needle into them. At the same time it would be too funny to watch a cow attach a suction unit to a man's... uhh... dangling area... (even though I'm sure being milked would be the least of a cow's concern...)

I so want that killer kitty-kat for my avatar.

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