hope you're kidding

Yes I am. I never actually tried “camenbert” before but I do like camembert - especially when it’s been out of the fridge for a couple of days and at room temperature and a bit smelly.

60 million French can’t be all wrong.

ohh 60 millions of french can be wrong, dont you remenber when the romans crucified jesus were they wrong? the majority can be wrong, remenber that,
by tthe way do you have a house in the south of france like most english do? , there was an article in le monde saying that many of them are getting all those french social aids but they're rich!what do you think about that? very english?

Cheese? Urgh.

Red wine, please

French social aids?? Sounds like an infection – but hey – I’m all up for being richer and warmer!

You see it all stems back to Joan of Arc and when that harlot bitch-whore of a girl and her peasant scum finally kicked us Brits out of France. We’re now slowing invading again – rightly taking back what was ours to plunder in the first place – except this time we aren’t doing it with armies, we’re doing it with timeshare apartments and golfing holidays – and we pretend to eat their “camenbert” and drink their pissy wine too.

You know what they say about France tho don’t you. One of the world most beautiful countries – just a shame it’s full of French.

lol

that's the fucking problem, even french say it.