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04-15-2006, 09:10 PM
|  | Underneath The Bridge | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Moses Lake, WA
Posts: 121
| | | German sues Easter Bunny
A German man has taken legal action against the Easter Bunny for grievous
bodily harm.
Karl-Friedrich Lentze, from Berlin, has filed a complaint with
prosecutors, accusing it of causing addiction to chocolate which leads to
heart attacks, obesity and strokes.
Lentze said: "The Easter Bunny is a sadistic and unscrupulous offender who
preys on people's sweet tooth.
"Find this evil bunny, handcuff his paws and remove him from shops in time
for Easter."
Public prosecutor spokesman Christian Avenarius said: "We will act upon
the complaint with speed and diligence." |
04-15-2006, 09:19 PM
| | Registered Member | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 30
| | | now we must find the easter bunny and his defendants!
they must be hiding in a hole underground... |
04-15-2006, 09:41 PM
|  | I fucking broke it. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The Great Depression Part Deux
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| | Quote: |
Originally Posted by caffeine now we must find the easter bunny and his defendants!
they must be hiding in a hole underground... | The plaintiff's head is also hiding in a hole, it's called his ass. |
04-15-2006, 09:42 PM
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| | | Lame. |
04-15-2006, 10:21 PM
|  | saving porch monkey | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Queens, NY
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| | | Soo dumb.
Somebody is either desperate for money or attention or just plain crazy |
04-15-2006, 10:51 PM
| | Little person avenger | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the couch
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| | | I'd like to think the Easter bunny has a really cool name. Like Fred or Mr. Hops or something. |
04-18-2006, 03:49 PM
|  | Registered Member | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: canada
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| | | omfg ythats too funny |
04-18-2006, 04:38 PM
|  | Registered Member | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: CT
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| | | hahahahah.
this is like when those girls tried to sue mcdnalds for making them fat. only mcdonalds is real. |
04-18-2006, 05:28 PM
|  | admire the distance | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: UK
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| | Quote: |
Originally Posted by nikbot782 hahahahah.
this is like when those girls tried to sue mcdnalds for making them fat. only mcdonalds is real. | LMAO!!  |
04-18-2006, 05:55 PM
|  | dazed and broken | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire
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| | | and they say Germans have no sense of humour! | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode | 
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