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Old 04-15-2006, 09:10 PM
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German sues Easter Bunny

A German man has taken legal action against the Easter Bunny for grievous
bodily harm.

Karl-Friedrich Lentze, from Berlin, has filed a complaint with
prosecutors, accusing it of causing addiction to chocolate which leads to
heart attacks, obesity and strokes.

Lentze said: "The Easter Bunny is a sadistic and unscrupulous offender who
preys on people's sweet tooth.

"Find this evil bunny, handcuff his paws and remove him from shops in time
for Easter."

Public prosecutor spokesman Christian Avenarius said: "We will act upon
the complaint with speed and diligence."
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Old 04-15-2006, 09:19 PM
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now we must find the easter bunny and his defendants!

they must be hiding in a hole underground...
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Old 04-15-2006, 09:41 PM
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now we must find the easter bunny and his defendants!

they must be hiding in a hole underground...
The plaintiff's head is also hiding in a hole, it's called his ass.
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Lame.
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Soo dumb.
Somebody is either desperate for money or attention or just plain crazy
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I'd like to think the Easter bunny has a really cool name. Like Fred or Mr. Hops or something.
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omfg ythats too funny
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hahahahah.
this is like when those girls tried to sue mcdnalds for making them fat. only mcdonalds is real.
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hahahahah.
this is like when those girls tried to sue mcdnalds for making them fat. only mcdonalds is real.
LMAO!!
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and they say Germans have no sense of humour!
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