Originally Posted by dirtyplotte
i was laughing through most of this article. clearly, this guy is trolling for the lulz.
this one had me in tears\
"Alternatively, they could at least be hooked up to bicycles and used to manually generate cheap electricity to promote America’s goal of energy independence."
combining the Obama's goal of energy independence by hooking up slaves to bicycles.
Ed Begley Jr actually does this...he has his bike hooked up to generate electricity. when you think about it its rather efficient..he's going to be exercising anyway so why not generate some electricity while he is at it.
I find environmental energy efficiency tricks absolutely fascinating. maybe Ed Begley and I need to become gay lovers-super bffs for life.
don't be so optimistic about humanity as to think that the modern republican party would not LOVE to take all of the people who are on welfare or medically ill or uneducated or (jesus if we are doing real talk) making under $100K a year...and put them on those ****ing bikes to pedal for corporate savings....
what you quoted is NOT outside the realm of possibility.