i think maybe ginger men dont get ****ed very often but when they do, theyre probably demonic animals in bed. i wish i could test my theory.

i kinda feel for your country bc as someone pointed out there will be comparisons and speculation about princess die for months and all throughout their marriage. theres no escape.

Ooooh Champers I love it.

Ah well, this is the sort of thing that will keep Hello!, Tatler and commemorative china companies in business during this trying financial times.

I'll give it 4 days til Asda produces a replica engagement ring.

I accidentally saw Princess Anne in real life whilst I was waiting in the Emergency bit of the hospital of tropical diseases with a tropical hole in my leg. I don't remember her being that small? I was sitting down though. Can't be arsed to stand for royalty, especially not if my leg might fall off. Think she was commemorating it or something. Wasn't there as a patient. That would have been good gossip.

In conjunction with the Mail on Sunday? With just 6 easy monthly payments of £46.78?