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12-01-2008, 03:21 PM
|  | bluebirds | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: at the tragedy sale
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| | | Gay Bible Angers Christians
When I read things like this I imagine a crazy old Christian guy who completely supports himself through fielding calls from newspapers and watching posted tapes of things he might find offensive. 'Hi Mr Field, what did you think of Woman's Hour today? Offensive? Yes? Can we quote that?'
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A gay version of the Bible, in which God says it is better to be gay than straight, is to be published by an American film producer.
New Mexico-based Revision Studios will publish The Princess Diana Bible – so named because of Diana's "many good works", it says – online at princessdianabible.com in spring 2009. A preview of Genesis is already available, in which instead of creating Adam and Eve, God creates Aida and Eve.
"And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Aida, and she slept: and he took one of her ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; and the rib, which the Lord God had taken from woman, made he another woman, and brought her unto the first. And Aida said, 'This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of me. Therefore shall a woman leave her mother, and shall cleave unto her wife: and they shall be one flesh.' And they were both naked, the woman and her wife, and were not ashamed."
The film studio said it would also adapt and direct the revised Bible as a two-part mini-series, The Gay Old Testament and The Gay New Testament, once it is completed.
"There are many different versions of the Bible; I don't see why we can't have one," said Max Mitchell, who directed the science fiction comedy Horror in the Wind, in which an airborne formula invented by two biogeneticists reverses the world's sexual orientation.
"I got the idea for the Princess Diana Bible from Horror In The Wind," he added. "After the world becomes gay, religious people create The Princess Diana Bible, which says that gay is right and straight is a sin. Then they burn all the King James Bibles."
The move has already provoked upset among Christians, with the blogger Douglas Howe at the Idol Chatter site describing it as "inspired by a political agenda and one person's desire to contort not only the text but the very context of it to suit his own perspective".
There was also criticism on Mitchell's Princess Diana Bible site, where one commentator said the choice of title was "very disrespectful to the late Princess Diana … It's just one more thing to link her to what many people believe is immoral. Sad, very sad indeed."
But Mitchell said: "There are 116 versions of the Bible, why is any of them better than ours?"
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12-01-2008, 03:34 PM
|  | slow refrain | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: a farm.
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inspired by ... one person's desire to contort not only the text but the very context of it to suit his own perspective
| how is this any different than what christians have being doing for the past several centuries?
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12-01-2008, 07:14 PM
|  | give me the sickest one. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: fox in the snow
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Originally Posted by sokkar how is this any different than what christians have being doing for the past several centuries? | what, are you trying to talk sense? oh please. christians are long past that. christians are right because they are right. god is behind them, you know. no matter what.
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12-01-2008, 07:34 PM
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| | | Can anyone write a Bible? I mean, if KR's filthy liberals got together and wrote just about any book and release it as "The Bible 2: Bigger, Louder, More Abortiony!" I mean, is there anything to stop us?
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12-01-2008, 07:43 PM
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| | | well according to the good folks at dictionary.com, the Bible is
1. the collection of sacred writings of the Christian religion, comprising the Old and New Testaments.
so maybe we'd have to do a kr version like the lolcats version. we could replace key bibical figures with ourselves and key biblical events with our own. so like the flood could be the hack and glammy could be i dunno, herod? i think she'd be a good herod. |
12-01-2008, 07:46 PM
|  | life enriching | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: shitstorm
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| | | this is an outrage or something.
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12-01-2008, 07:51 PM
|  | Is This What My Body Said | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | Ophiel, I think we should srsly go for it. Srsly.
We can have brainstorming orgies and smoke lots of stinky hash. And someone can miscarry the Antichrist.
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12-01-2008, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by sssh "I got the idea for the Princess Diana Bible from Horror In The Wind," he added. "After the world becomes gay, religious people create The Princess Diana Bible, which says that gay is right and straight is a sin. Then they burn all the King James Bibles." | ironically, king james himself was gay. |
12-01-2008, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Manhattan Ophiel, I think we should srsly go for it. Srsly.
We can have brainstorming orgies and smoke lots of stinky hash. And someone can miscarry the Antichrist. |
I was thinking just start a thread and have everyone (except for the obvious ones) contribute their sexy wisdom.
Sophia_ and Dolores' contributions will be compiled into The Anti-Bible.
Can someone make a The KR Bible thread please?
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12-01-2008, 08:41 PM
| | give me the sickest one. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: fox in the snow
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| | | didnt court say that her mom tried to abort her but it didnt work? court as antichrist brought to us out of sin of abortion.
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i look down on the world
from the top of this lonesome hill
and you can run, and run some more
from here all the way to singapore
but i will carry you home in my teeth
-mountain goats |
12-01-2008, 08:50 PM
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| | | Abortion isn't a sin if the chick's hot?
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12-01-2008, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by dirtyplotte what, are you trying to talk sense? oh please. christians are long past that. christians are right because they are right. god is behind them, you know. no matter what. | are you a christian?
i noticed you are a pro-life kick today
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12-02-2008, 05:29 AM
| | bluebirds | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: at the tragedy sale
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Originally Posted by Ophiel Can anyone write a Bible? I mean, if KR's filthy liberals got together and wrote just about any book and release it as "The Bible 2: Bigger, Louder, More Abortiony!" I mean, is there anything to stop us? | I assume we could just go ahead, I mean, it's certainly way out of copyright. |
12-02-2008, 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted by sssh I assume we could just go ahead, I mean, it's certainly way out of copyright. | Well it's 70 years after the death of the author. How long has God been dead now? (lol nietschze)
I'd love it if there is absolutely nothing to stop anyone from claiming that any book they write is a holy text. I mean, I'm amazed more authors don't do it.
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12-02-2008, 10:08 AM
| | bluebirds | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: at the tragedy sale
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Originally Posted by Ophiel Well it's 70 years after the death of the author. How long has God been dead now? (lol nietschze)
I'd love it if there is absolutely nothing to stop anyone from claiming that any book they write is a holy text. I mean, I'm amazed more authors don't do it. | I think a lot of mind body spirit type people do claim their books are holy texts. That's how their books end up in the mind body spirit section, to be ignored by the wider public until they pick up a big enough following of people who agree they're holy texts. I think what we've learnt from this is that holiness is something that appears by consensus. |
12-02-2008, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by sssh I think a lot of mind body spirit type people do claim their books are holy texts. That's how their books end up in the mind body spirit section, to be ignored by the wider public until they pick up a big enough following of people who agree they're holy texts. I think what we've learnt from this is that holiness is something that appears by consensus. | I guess so. I mean, if the KR Bible came with a big gold sticker on the front that says "The Holiest Motherfucking Text Of The Summer!", people might mistake it for a joke.
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12-07-2008, 12:13 AM
|  | A Mr....Mop? | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The Great Depression Part Deux
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Originally Posted by Ophiel
Can someone make a The KR Bible thread please?
| Why? We all already know Fagarina is the messiah.  
But if said thread is to bounce around ideas with the ultimate goal to produce an actual true work in PDF format or similar as to spread its message to other boards far and wide, for starters....
Liking the sound of this. evil: |
12-07-2008, 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by thisbytes Why? We all already know Fagarina is the messiah.
But if said thread is to bounce around ideas with the ultimate goal to produce an actual true work in PDF format or similar as to spread its message to other boards far and wide, for starters....
Liking the sound of this. evil: | i miss fagarina
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the cave mouth shines
by pure force of will
i look down on the world
from the top of this lonesome hill
and you can run, and run some more
from here all the way to singapore
but i will carry you home in my teeth
-mountain goats |
12-07-2008, 03:51 AM
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