I don't know why but I keep thinking he's from Indianapolis, Illinois. Everybody knows that's Indiana. So like in that video with Tom Petty carrying Michelle Phiffer into the surf. You know, 'Last Dance with Mary Jane'. Anyway, I don't think I'd get along with 'Cat Woman' very well.

I heard he was from Kenya in the Middle East near Arabia.

Could be, I don't know. Then again, nobody is really sure where all the indians came from either. Would YOU trust an indian?

Turns out the other side of the black hole of Calcutta opens out right in YOUR neighbourhood.

Alternative response: OMG THAT IZ SO RACISM UR SPOSE 2 CALL THEM NAIVE AMERICNS!!!1

I imagine Obamas' father probably looked like this.