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11-12-2008, 09:38 AM
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| | | Revelations = Revelation
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11-12-2008, 10:18 AM
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| | | Revelation = FUCK YOU FENUS
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11-12-2008, 02:08 PM
|  | Occam's chainsaw | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: goin down in a blaze of glory
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Originally Posted by Ophiel  A good response is:
Revelations = lols.
The difference between good christians and bad Christians is whether they give a flying shit what's in Revelations. | I guess I agree, but I do think they should know about what an antichrist is since they keep throwing that label around. kind of like socialist. can someone buy these people a dictionary ffs? Quote:
Originally Posted by Ophiel Revelation = FUCK YOU FENUS | seriously. only east coast liberal media elite would correct a person on this. Fenus is a socialist antichrist. |
11-12-2008, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by herekitty I guess I agree, but I do think they should know about what an antichrist is since they keep throwing that label around. kind of like socialist. can someone buy these people a dictionary ffs? |
Also involuntary euthanasia.
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11-12-2008, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Ophiel Revelation = FUCK YOU FENUS | I love you too! 
__________________ "How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."
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11-12-2008, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by herekitty
seriously. only east coast liberal media elite would correct a person on this. Fenus is a socialist antichrist.
| yup, yup.
but it is fun to point out to the fuckers that claim to *know* the good book and just *know* BHO is the AC.  
__________________ "How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."
"I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing."
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11-13-2008, 11:05 PM
| | Occam's chainsaw | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: goin down in a blaze of glory
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Originally Posted by fen99us yup, yup.
but it is fun to point out to the fuckers that claim to *know* the good book and just *know* BHO is the AC. | well now that I know it I will.* I am one of those awful godless heathens raised by wolves, etc, so I didn't actually know revelations = revelation. or what an antichrist is. Actually, I kind of think I am one, reading that snopes page.
antichrists unite. *looking forward to thanksgiving gathering with southern baptist grandma this year! |
11-14-2008, 04:38 AM
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| | | I come from a good Catholic family but I've never bothered to read the Bible. If they can't be bothered to put a decent blurb on the back, how the hell do they expect to shift them?
Then again, I got burnt by The Diceman like that, so maybe I'll give it a whirl.
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11-14-2008, 03:28 PM
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| | | "Election revelations: 666 reasons not to vote for Barack Obama"
That looks like a scare tactic to get people to vote republican
that didn't work. |
11-14-2008, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Ophiel If they can't be bothered to put a decent blurb on the back, how the hell do they expect to shift them? | the gideons place them in hotels. they've got a built in market. I'm sure I've asked this before, but has anyone ever seen a gideon? I imagine them as a mix between some mythical creatures and the dink dinks from spaceballs. |
11-14-2008, 05:13 PM
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| | | I imagine them as Jehovas Witness types - one young and black, the other older and white (or the other way around) - but with keys.
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11-15-2008, 07:16 AM
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| | | IDK if this was mentioned already anywhere
This place is so spamed with election titbits.
I only got to see the South Park election special yesterday
I guess it would have been funny if I saw it the 24 hours after he got elected but the short space of time they took to make it ultimately made it a bit shit. Such a great target for jokes completely wasted. Only part I laughed at was Mr. Garrison being at Butters' house and who he chose and the doctor who hung himself. |
11-15-2008, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by herekitty the gideons place them in hotels. they've got a built in market. I'm sure I've asked this before, but has anyone ever seen a gideon? I imagine them as a mix between some mythical creatures and the dink dinks from spaceballs. | No-one's ever seen a Gideon outside their encounter suits. The rumour is, the last person to see one turned to stone.
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11-22-2008, 11:29 AM
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| | sorry I keep bumping this thread, but things keep coming up.
this time it's an article in newsweek.
fatherfuckin newsweek. liberal media my arse.
and they don't even bother to debunk the rumor, it basically just seems to be an advert for this guy's websites.
and lol @ him, thinking the internet will work during the rapture. Belief Watch: Is Obama the Antichrist? | Newsweek BeliefWatch: Lisa Miller | Newsweek.com Quote:
On Nov. 5, Todd Strandberg was at his desk, fielding E-mails from around the world. As the editor and founder of RaptureReady.com, his job is to track current events and link them to biblical prophecy in hopes of maintaining his status as "the eBay of prophecy," the best source online for predictions and calculations concerning the end of the world. Already Barack Obama had drawn the attention of apocalypse watchers after an anonymous e-mail circulated among conservative Christians in October implying that he was the Antichrist. Former "Saturday Night Live" ingénue Victoria Jackson fueled the fire when, according to news reports, she wrote on her Web site that Obama "bears traits that resemble the anti-Christ." Now Strandberg was receiving up-to-the-minute news from his constituents in Illinois. One of the winning lottery numbers in the president-elect's home state was 666— which, as everyone knows, is the sign of the Beast (also known as the Antichrist). "It is very eerie, and I take it for a sign as to who he really is," wrote one of Strandberg's correspondents.
Ever since Jesus Christ was crucified and, according to the Gospels, rose again in glory, his followers have been anticipating the end of history—the time when their Lord will return to earth and reign for a thousand years. The question has always been when. Most Christians don't worry about the end too much; it's an abstract concept, a theological puzzle for late-night pondering. A few, however, have always believed that it is coming—and soon. Millennialist movements, as they're called, gain prominence especially when the world grows chaotic, during wars and at the turn of every century. According to a 2006 study by the Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life, a third of white evangelicals believe the world will end in their lifetimes. These mostly conservative Christians believe a great battle is imminent. After years of tribulation—natural disasters, other cataclysms (such as the collapse of financial markets)—God's armies will vanquish armies led by the Antichrist himself. He will be a sweet-talking world leader who gathers governments and economies under his command to further his own evil agenda. In this world view, "the spread of secular progressive ideas is a prelude to the enslavement of mankind," explains Richard Landes, former director of the Center for Millennial Studies at Boston University.
No wonder, then, that Obama triggers such fear in the hearts of America's millennialist Christians. Mat Staver, dean of Liberty University's law school, says he does not believe Obama is the Antichrist, but he can see how others might. Obama's own use of religious rhetoric belies his liberal positions on abortion and traditional marriage, Staver says, positions that "religious conservatives believe will threaten their freedom." The people who believe Obama is the Antichrist are perhaps jumping to conclusions, but they're not nuts: "They are expressing a concern and a fear that is widely shared," Staver says.
Before Christ comes again, those who are saved will ascend to heaven, according to this end-times theology, in a huge, upward whoosh called the Rapture. Strandberg is so certain that the Rapture is coming, he's bought a number of Internet addresses in addition to RaptureReady: AntiAntichrist, Tribulationus and RaptureMe. In the event that RaptureReady crashes during the apocalypse, anyone who needs an update will, with a simple Google search, be able to get one. Strandberg says Obama probably isn't the Antichrist, but he's watching the president-elect carefully. On his Web site, he has something called the Rapture Index, a calculation based on signs and prophecy of the proximity of the end. According to Strandberg, any number over 160 means "fasten your seat belts." Obama's win pushed the index to 161.
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11-22-2008, 12:54 PM
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| | | OK, seriously, where the fuck is bort, I demand some appreciation for bringing Babylon 5 gags to 21st century politics.
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