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LOL!! Darth Vader Attacks Jedi Church In Wales

HOLYHEAD, Wales - A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.

He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol — bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.

The two cousins and Barney Jones' brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the "Star Wars" films.

The group, which claims about 30 members, says on its Web site that it uses "insight and knowledge" from the films as "a guide to living a better and more worthwhile life."

"We all love the films and what they stand for. Obviously some people are going to laugh about it," the Wales on Sunday newspaper quoted Barney Jones as saying last month. "But a lot of people do take it seriously."

Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.

"Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached.

Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon (10-liter) box of wine beforehand.

"He knows his behavior was wrong and didn't want it to happen but he has no recollection of it," said Hughes' lawyer, Frances Jones.

District Judge Andrew Shaw sentenced Hughes to two months in jail but suspended the sentence for one year. He also ordered Hughes to pay $195 to each of his victims and $117 in court costs.

In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion.

'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks - Yahoo! News
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Damn...Darth Vader is fucking up Wales. End times are near
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Happy story! Destroy the Jedi, Darth. DESTROY THEM.
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I'm just impressed that the guy had managed to drink the best part of 10 litres of wine and could still stand, even I, a hardened wino can not manage this.
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Oh joy, pictures of two of the Jedi.

Barney Jones, the Jedi who got whacked in the thigh is on the left.

A video of the attack exists. I so want to see it.
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Damn...Darth Vader is fucking up Wales. End times are near
So much for the force being with those Jedi. They couldn't even beat a drunk Vader.
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Oh joy, pictures of two of the Jedi.

Barney Jones, the Jedi who got whacked in the thigh is on the left.

A video of the attack exists. I so want to see it.
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and please someone find that video.
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The Dark Side Wins Again!

A STAR Wars fan attacked by “Darth Vader” is no longer running Britain’s first Jedi church.

Barney Jones, a 27-year-old hairdresser who helped found the church at Holyhead in Anglesey, said he has become “detached” from it after being set upon.

Last week jobless Arwel Wynne Hughes, also 27, and of Holyhead, received a suspended two-month prison term after he admitted assaulting Barney, known as Master Jonba Hehol, and his 18-year-old cousin Michael Jones, who goes by the name of Master Mormi Hehol, with a metal crutch.

The pair had been filming a documentary in a garden when drunken Hughes, wearing a black bin-bag as a cape and shouting “Darth Vader,” launched his attack.

The church has 30 members locally and the “faith” has thousands of supporters worldwide. But Barney’s brother Daniel, 21, who helped found the British branch, said he was now “detached” from it.

He said : “Barney can’t hack it. We are getting mobbed by people in the street but some are poking fun.”

The aim is to have a community without bias or prejudice and apply the wisdom of Jedi characters in the Stars Wars films.

A church official declared: “The church is a force for good. We’re in the middle of sorting out a structured training programme. We’re aiming to bring the Jedi way of life to the masses.”

But Barney said :”I wish to step away from publicity.”

‘Vader’ victim quits running Jedi church - icWales
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