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Old 05-04-2008, 09:20 PM
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Possibly the greatest news item ever: Nuclear threat sparked tea worry

Thanks to the official secrecy act, this story is only now coming to light, but I think it is possibly the greatest (for being the most bizarre) news story I have read in a while:

BBC NEWS | UK | Nuclear threat sparked tea worry

"The threat of a nuclear attack on the UK in the 1950s caused concern over the supply of tea, top-secret documents which have now been released reveal.

Government officials planning food supplies said the tea situation would be "very serious" after a nuclear war.

"It would be wrong to consider that even 1oz per head per week could be ensured," they stated.

The papers were released under the Freedom of Information Act by the National Archives at Kew.

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The documents said a nuclear conflict would result in the loss of three-quarters of tea stocks."

It goes on but this is the best part of it. I mean, here I was worried that nuclear war would kill, say three-quarters of the world's population and that it would poison our crops, give us radiation sickness, bring on nuclear winter etc. But clearly I had my priorities all wrong. Little did I realise the effect it would have on tea stocks and supplies! Thank god it never broke out cause I was totally unprepared for that "very serious" tea situation.
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Old 05-05-2008, 08:57 AM
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ahahahahaa i love that.

i mean im so unpatriotic its untrue. but that makes my little heart swell with pride
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Old 05-05-2008, 09:04 AM
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I don't even drink tea, but it is so quintessentially British I am oddly proud of it. I can just imagine some 1950s husband snapping and shouting at his wife and then being like "I'm terribly sorry dear, but this dreadful tea shortage is really getting to me".
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hahaha, that is so fantastically ridiculous!
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I can just imagine some 1950s husband snapping and shouting at his wife and then being like "I'm terribly sorry dear, but this dreadful tea shortage is really getting to me".
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WTF are you people tripping on in England? WTF you worried about some stupid Tea? What about radiation, cancer and death?

Y'all people in England need to get a lobotomy just to see exactly what's is in your head.....
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WTF are you people tripping on in England? WTF you worried about some stupid Tea? What about radiation, cancer and death?

Y'all people in England need to get a lobotomy just to see exactly what's is in your head.....
There goes a man who's never had a nice cup of Earl Grey.
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There goes a man who's never had a nice cup of Earl Grey.
Clearly this is why the government was so worried- that is what happens when the country isn't "tea-ed up". Imagine a country full of zoanthropys and suddenly the situation gets very grave indeed.
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