Courtney Love would be queen diva
remaining earth inhabitant mutants would face a new ice age
baby seals would overrun the North American continent
South American butterflys would be teaching catapillars to think independently
mind control weapons would be reprogrammed to promote punk
girl bands would be required to include gay boy dancers
no animals would be harmed
wildwomyn would head the world bank
the carefulcarpenter would be hunted down, then tarred and feathered just for fun