Very secret reports are swirling around Russia of a big public service announcement from President Vladimir Putin.

Vladimir Putin plans to resume regular long-range flights of strategic bombers across the world and across United States.

Vladimir is getting sick and tired of listening to Bush telling him what to do...

Russia has never had regular long-range flights of strategic bombers across the US. And if they started we would blow them out of the sky.

Did someone from a black helicopter send that very secret report to you through your fillings, or through the tinfoil hat you wear? Or did you hear it on Air America.

Its official President Vladimir Putin officially makes the announcement...

President Bush stated he is shocked and does not know what to do...

Russia restores bomber patrols - CNN.com

Keep in mind the U.S. Dollars is loosing value fast and the U.S. is closer to Bankrupty and financial collapse....

Puty is one hot piece of ***.

So Putin throws his junk hardware back into the sky. Wow. I wonder how many aircraft they had to cannibalize to get 14 bombers up. And how long they will be able to sustain their flights. Nothing in the article said they were going to fly over American airspace. The Russians weren't that stupid during the Cold War, and they sure won't be that stupid this time either. Unless they wish to send their pilots on pointless suicide missions, because as soon as they hit American airspace they would cease to exist.

Nothing in the article said Bush was shocked and didn't know what to do. You lied. In fact, he sounded like he doesn't give a ****, nor do I.

People have been predicting the demise of the American economy since the American economy has existed. Keep that in mind, too. It will eventually collapse, but not in our lifetimes.