Everyone knows that Big Brother is trying to control and tell people what and how to do things...

Here is the latest... Big Brother is going to begin installing automatic toilet paper dispensers throughout United States..

Big Brother and the people of Congress and Al Gore all concluded that 5 squares of the new 20% smaller toilet paper is plenty for everyone...

Big Brother know most people will just take without complaint what is handed to him or her.

Automatic Toilet Tissue Dispenser Ready: Financial News - Yahoo! Finance

I just have one question... What is Big Brother going to do during budget cuts? Cut the amount of toilet paper dispense to 3 squares in an effort to save precious American Tax dollars...

Makes you wonder what kind of drug big brother is on.....

Can Big Brother give me some of that stuff they are on....

idkill them
i live for tp

That is pretty dictatorial.

I'd love it if the rates of fecal-bacteria-related stomach illness skyrocketed due to careless wipers who are still used to the standard fistfull of wadded paper. These dispensers, combined with those super awesome sinks that run for approximately 1/19th of a second before shutting off for 10, sound like eager contributions to the silent hell of the office worker.

Sometimes 5 squares really isn't enough.

I've been noticing more guys not bothering to wash their hands after they come out of the stall. It was a Seinfeld moment.