Just saw this on sky news. It's nuts

BBC NEWS | Scotland | Car on fire crashes into airport

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Deux hommes font une promenade amicale. L'un des deux porte un parapluie à son bras.
Il se met à pleuvoir. L'homme n'ouvre pas son parapluie et l'autre lui demande pourquoi.
- Parce que ça ne servirait à rien, lui répond son ami. Il est plein de trous.
- Alors, pourquoi l'as-tu pris?
- Parce que je ne pensais pas qu'il pleuvrait.

Sky News NZ and BBC World are currently not covering it. I had to resort to CNN. What next, Fox?

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there's some talk of it in the london bomb thread

they have arrested two, one badly burned. like it was a suicide where they lived

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i heard this too.

they just crashed into the airport?

and then the london one was spotted driving irrationally?

the september 11th ones could fly planes and these guys can't even drive a car in a straight line.

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^hah. It shouldn't be funny, but it is.

My cousin has just flown back from Canada and he's stuck on the tarmac waiting to go out into arrivals. Bit of a mofo really. But it could be a lot worse. Any word on casualties, apart from one of the men actually in the car?

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Deux hommes font une promenade amicale. L'un des deux porte un parapluie à son bras.
Il se met à pleuvoir. L'homme n'ouvre pas son parapluie et l'autre lui demande pourquoi.
- Parce que ça ne servirait à rien, lui répond son ami. Il est plein de trous.
- Alors, pourquoi l'as-tu pris?
- Parce que je ne pensais pas qu'il pleuvrait.

We're now watching this on the Beeb. This is insane... they're saying it's because Brown's just come into power, and he's Scottish...so a warning sign?

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Im getting on a plane Monday, thank fuck Im on the next island and not Britain. Its way dodgy over there right now. I hear Costa Del Sol or one of the Baliaric islands has had bombs scares from etta, or whatever the group is calling themselves.

the september 11th ones could fly planes and these guys can't even drive a car in a straight line.
exactly what i was gettingat in the other thread!
thats how you know it was genuine grassroots terrorism!

Got this in an email. Quite amusing.

'Twas doon by the inch o' Abbots
Oor Johnny walked one day
When he saw a sicht that troubled him
Far more that he could say
A fanatic muslim bastard
Wiz doin what he'd planned
And intae Glesca's departure hall
A Cherokee he'd rammed.

A big Glaswegian polis
Came forward tae assist
He thocht "a wumman driver"
Or at least someone half-pissed
But to his shock nae drunken Jock
Emerged to grasp his hand
But a flamin Arab loony
Frae Al Qaeda's band

The mad Islamist nut-case
Had set hissel' on fire
And swung oot at the polis
GBH his clear desire
Now that's no richt wur Johnny cried
And sallied tae the fray
A left hook and a heid butt
Required tae save the day.

Now listen up Bin Laden
Yir sort's nae wanted here
For imported English radicals
Us Scoatsman huv nae fear
Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
Will have nae bluidy truck
So tak yer worldwide jihad
An get yersel tae Fuck

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Deux hommes font une promenade amicale. L'un des deux porte un parapluie à son bras.
Il se met à pleuvoir. L'homme n'ouvre pas son parapluie et l'autre lui demande pourquoi.
- Parce que ça ne servirait à rien, lui répond son ami. Il est plein de trous.
- Alors, pourquoi l'as-tu pris?
- Parce que je ne pensais pas qu'il pleuvrait.

i was told by some randoms at the bus stop. I thought they were taking the piss at first

I heard it was going to be bigger they were originally going to go up a ramp, through a flaming hoop, over a tub of sharks and then smash into the airport.

Seriously, I've never been so glad to live in a nation whe people make such half-arsed goes of everything.

how brilliant is this !!!

John Smeaton Rap

The Indie on Sunday's interview with him was excellent!

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Haha, oh Smeaton!
You do realise that this is the modern-day spirit of the blitz?

It's kind of ridiculous, but his attitude has made me feel sort of ye olde British for the first time in 22 years.

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i know! 'come to glasgow, glasgow doesnt accept this, this is glasgow, we'll set about you!'.

He is pure class!!