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06-15-2007, 12:12 PM
|  | Occam's chainsaw | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: goin down in a blaze of glory
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Originally Posted by bort  I can't decide who to use it on. But believe you me, I have plenty of options. It's so hard to decide between them.  | Why do you have to choose just one?
hobbit three way!
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06-15-2007, 01:55 PM
|  | #1 cunt-kicker-in | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Northampton, UK:
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| | | Have to say, one thing that is slightly more reassuring about this is that at least they actually bothered to put an aphrodisiac in it. It's nice to know that understanding of gays has now at least advanced to the point where they don't just assume that any two gay people will want to fuck each other.
However, this does beg the question: what if the country you're fighting isn't a complete bunch of fucking Philistines and thus has the sense to have gays in the military anyway? |
06-15-2007, 02:57 PM
|  | Woman Talking to Death | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Brooklyn
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Originally Posted by Ophiel Ophiuci However, this does beg the question: what if the country you're fighting isn't a complete bunch of fucking Philistines and thus has the sense to have gays in the military anyway? | Not sure how much of an issue that is - we seem to like fighting other religious fanatics best. I guess we're looking for that "#1 RELIGIOUS MANICS' sticker from God. But of course we do have gays in our military, and always have. I'm sure it's like that anywhere they have the prohibition against it.
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06-15-2007, 03:07 PM
|  | don't assume i like you. | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: not here for long.
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| | | i have no words for this. it's simultaneously the most appalling and the most hilarious thing i think i've ever read. i think my brain just broke. |
06-15-2007, 08:44 PM
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| | | I'm just wanting to check now really: was this story around several years ago? Because I'm sure I remember it. |
06-15-2007, 09:03 PM
| | Occam's chainsaw | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: goin down in a blaze of glory
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Originally Posted by Ophiel Ophiuci I'm just wanting to check now really: was this story around several years ago? Because I'm sure I remember it. | I also remember it from within the past few years but maybe the difference is that the govt has confirmed it?
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06-16-2007, 08:39 AM
|  | M. Kahn is bent | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: SYMM
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i'd use it on brendan frasier
| I'd use it on every straight man but me. |
06-18-2007, 09:29 AM
|  | no lust in this coma | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Edinburgh
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Originally Posted by Ophiel Ophiuci I'm just wanting to check now really: was this story around several years ago? Because I'm sure I remember it. | I remember this being rumoured a while ago.
Have you read The Men Who Stare At Goats by Jon Ronson? Similar stuff, and very interesting. In fact, he commented in the Guardian today.
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06-20-2007, 05:22 AM
|  | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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Originally Posted by herekitty Why do you have to choose just one?
hobbit three way! | Gross. None of the other hobbits are fit to lick Sam's boots, let alone his arsehole.
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06-20-2007, 08:10 AM
|  | I'm the hot one. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Dying 100 times
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| | | amidst this enthralling discussion, nobody has yet suggested that perhaps this experiment MAY just hold the cure to turning fags straight. uncontrollable rapists, but straight nonetheless. |
06-20-2007, 03:46 PM
|  | Is This What My Body Said | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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Originally Posted by Ophiel Ophiuci The guy at the end forgets: these aren't gays, these are straights turned into gays, meaning that they have sex roughly once every 13 years and would be all about getting some hot uniformed stud action right in the middle of a Felujah (sp?) killing-park. | Getting the same action with another man as a hermit-y mail room worker with bad body odour does not happen to be homosexuality. I mean, I could have sex with a dinosaur exhibit at a museum if I was horny enough but i wouldn't be dinosexual. It's not a natural state. As soon as I was off I wouldn't be boning at the ROM anytime soon.
But can you imagine the aerial satellite footage? |
06-26-2007, 03:13 AM
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| | | Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'
fine, it's a couple weeks old. but it slipped through, i think, unnoticed by most. this is the first i've heard of it, and since i love weird news.... well.. here: cbs5.com - Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb' Quote:
(CBS 5) BERKELEY A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.
Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsquently rejected, building the so-called "Gay Bomb."
Edward Hammond, of Berkeley's Sunshine Project, had used the Freedom of Information Act to obtain a copy of the proposal from the Air Force's Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio.
As part of a military effort to develop non-lethal weapons, the proposal suggested, "One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior."
The documents show the Air Force lab asked for $7.5 million to develop such a chemical weapon.
"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another," Hammond said after reviewing the documents.
"The notion was that a chemical that would probably be pleasant in the human body in low quantities could be identified, and by virtue of either breathing or having their skin exposed to this chemical, the notion was that soliders would become gay," explained Hammond.
The Pentagon told CBS 5 that the proposal was made by the Air Force in 1994.
"The Department of Defense is committed to identifying, researching and developing non-lethal weapons that will support our men and women in uniform," said a DOD spokesperson, who indicated that the "gay bomb" idea was quickly dismissed.
However, Hammond said the government records he obtained suggest the military gave the plan much stronger consideration than it has acknowledged.
"The truth of the matter is it would have never come to my attention if it was dismissed at the time it was proposed," he said. "In fact, the Pentagon has used it repeatedly and subsequently in an effort to promote non-lethal weapons, and in fact they submitted it to the highest scientific review body in the country for them to consider."
Military officials insisted Friday to CBS 5 that they are not currently working on any such idea and that the past plan was abandoned.
Gay community leaders in California said Friday that they found the notion of a "gay bomb" both offensive and almost laughable at the same time.
"Throughout history we have had so many brave men and women who are gay and lesbian serving the military with distinction," said Geoff Kors of Equality California. "So, it's just offensive that they think by turning people gay that the other military would be incapable of doing their job. And its absurd because there's so much medical data that shows that sexual orientation is immutable and cannot be changed."
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07-01-2007, 01:34 PM
|  | ZTedster | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: herding cats
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| | | LOL...I love it. A sodomy bomb. I think it's already been tested over Old Europe, with spectacular results. |
07-01-2007, 01:43 PM
|  | Silvine | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: lol
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| | | I think it's time you were leaving, Ted. |
07-01-2007, 01:49 PM
| | ZTedster | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: herding cats
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| | | I will soon enough. I'm bored with this dive, but I just come back, in the same way you would gawk at an accident. I get a few laughs, shed a few tears, make a few posts. Then come back when KR tells me to post or get my account vaporized. One faggot already stole my first moniker. I'm not letting that happen again.
But don't push too hard D, or I might camp out here a while. |
07-01-2007, 01:53 PM
| | Silvine | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: lol
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| | | You keep whining about that name thing, slugger. It sure ain't very manly to be so butthurt about something like that. |
07-01-2007, 01:55 PM
| | ZTedster | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: herding cats
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Originally Posted by Diablo_ You keep whining about that name thing, slugger. It sure ain't very manly to be so butthurt about something like that. | Ok. Delete your account so i can steal your moniker. |
07-01-2007, 01:57 PM
| | Silvine | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: lol
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| | | You're coveting, Ted. |
07-01-2007, 02:04 PM
| | ZTedster | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: herding cats
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| | | Not at all. Just seeing if you would like a taste of it. I take it you don't. | |
