Yes, I'm aware this isn't relevant to anything, but it makes me happy somehow.

Hampton Drill Sergeant Forces Trainees To Dress Like Superman And Perform Sex Acts

A drill sergeant at Fort Eustis in Hampton is accused of forcing a male trainee to dress as Superman and submit to sexual acts.

Officials say Army Staff Sergeant Edmundo Estrada also faces charges of indecent assault, having an inappropriate relationship with a trainee, and cruelty and maltreatment of subordinates. The 35-year-old was arraigned in January and is scheduled to appear April 17 in a military court. He remains on active duty but is no longer a drill sergeant.

A search warrant affidavit filed in Hampton Circuit Court says officials began investigating Estrada in August after a soldier reported Estrada mistreated and sexually assaulted him.

The soldier told Estrada that he felt depressed after being relieved of his training status, and said Estrada suggested "a technique that he had used previously to help soldiers with their self-confidence and alleviate depression."

The soldier said he eventually was forced to "dress in a 'Superman' or similar outfit" while Estrada performed sexual acts on him.

http://www.wtkr.com/Global/story.asp...2&nav=ZolHbyvj

also i know the whole thing absolutely SCREAMS slow news day
so heres a bonus picture

it's john travolta in Hairspray.
and i'm pleased to say it's the most pathetic thing i've seen all year.
god life is good sometimes.

Wackiness all round!

John seems really fitting in a fat suit. It's almost disturbing but it makes me say 'aww' instead.

But really now, that's some anti-depression method.

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"Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no-fags-allowed rule?"

Having read this story again, it's now absolutely killing me to not know what "similar outfits" means. Was there a whole closet of superhero garb?!?