I like the one where I was 15 and my parents didn't know and the father was a gay illegal immigrant rock musician liberal, and I smoked hash before we fucked and the CONDOM made me pregnant.
I honestly have no idea myself. Maybe it'd be fun if someone got really offended about abortions being made a figure of fun. It'd be pretty cool if that one user came in again with the "ABORTIONS ARE WRONG BECAUSE OMG NO-ONE'S GOING TO KILL MY BABY!!", wouldn't it?