Daniel Radcliffe, young star of the Harry Potter movies has decided to show his young fans just how much he has grown - both during puberty and as an actor, by posing nude with horses in promotional pictures for his new Broadway play "Equus"

J. K. Rowling, beloved author of the Harry Potter franchise, is said to be furious with Radcliffe for defaming the Potter character. The multi-billion dollar earning author has reportedly cast several spells at the actor including both an invisibility and cloaking spell to hide his nudity and a conjured clothing spell, to no avail.

"Daniel Radcliffe knows my tactics and has apparently acquired some sort of protective amulet to block my spells," complains J.K. Rowling, who is busy finishing the new Harry Potter book "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows."

Sources close to the world's highest-paid author say she will consider legal action to prevent the distribution of the naked Harry Potter pictures if magic fails.

A survey of parents of Harry Potter and Dan Radcliffe fans found many displeased that the actor has chosen to pose bare and naked with animals, arguing that Radcliffe's nude pictures "show too much" and that involving live animals and naked women in promotional pictures they consider Harry Potter porn is "totally unnecessary".

"My kids love Daniel Radcliff and his films," says one parent, referring exclusively to the Hary Potter movies. "But does he need to show my kids how much chest hair he's grown since Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire? It's bad enough that the movies are Satanic to begin with." She does not plan to attend Radcliffe's Broadway play 'Equus'.

Oddly enough, few parents are protesting the subject matter of 'Equus', which narrates the story of a stable boy who is sexually attracted to horses and goes on a rampage one night, plucking out the eyes of every horse in the stable. The play also features a sex scene with Radcliffe. Broadway news releases do not specify whether the erotic scene involves horses or the nude models featured in Radcliffe's Equs promo pictures.

"I don't care about that, everyone knows playwrights are all drug-addicted Soho crazies" says Mr. Ed Wilbur, father of three. "Stable sex is a new low among writers who continually strive to reach the bottom of the gutter. Just don't show my kids any more of those dirty naked Daniel Radcliffe photos."

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"harry potter porn" *sniggers*
i once read this short erotic story about harry and ginny, it was hilarious.
this thread, however should be merged into the other one.

Thank you for making me laugh.

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"Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no-fags-allowed rule?"

Just to be clear, he's not in Equus at all, right?