I am really ready to quit smoking. I have almost successfully done it. But I keep going back. In the mornigns. I'll get to why in a minute. I am signed up for a class at work. They'll give me a free patch if i want it. I can go all during the day, no problem. Nights are a little harder but the hardest part is not smoking in the morning with cofee and kitty radio because it is part of a ritual that produces my moring poo. And I really love my morning poo. It starts me off on the right foot. Without it i feel wrong. My holy trinity.

Kittyradio+coffe+ciggarette=a nice pooo.


help me please

ewww. i just realized how gross graceseinfeld costanza this thread is.

I suggest milk. I tend to stay away from the stuff except for cream in coffee...but yesterday I made the big mistake of drinking milk and well...ugh.

That was too much information. For the pooping anyway. I've no idea about smoking. I never went down that road, I'm still young though...

i know how to not be constipated and all that.

it's just that i am one of those people that don;'t like to just handle my bizness whenever whereever. i like to be in control of time and place and i like that to all go down in my home, in the morning right before my shower.

Everyone tells me a ciggie on a morning = a proper morning poo, so you can get on with your day

I'm a smoker, but I don't want one that early in the day. And a morning poo is also very important to me, or else I feel (as that dame in the constipation tablet ads so rightly says) "bloated and sluggish" all day

I always add 15 minutes onto my morning getting-ready-time. Cos you can't have a proper morning poo as soon as you wake up, it sort of needs time to...cook up. Lmao. It's just it's cooking up while you have your ciggie, and you think the ciggie causes it. ALL my friends say this to me as well, but I also have very satisfactory morning poos without a fag. Just give it time to brew nicely.



I can't believe I'm posting this.