every time i rest my lappy on my stomach when i am laying down, i get the running trots.

very urgent bowel evacuations.

i'm not alone right?

having the entire internet pulsating through your abdomen would normally cause this, right?

at least if you don't get diarrhea, have the wireless internets caused you any other form of harm?

sterility? cancer? lou gherigs? aspergers?

please share your stories here, and then i'll type them up and mail them into reader's digest.

regards,
clotty

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

Only too much tea really does that to me.
but then again I do have internet-on-lap quite a bit, so maybe there's a connection.


Or maybe you have to go and live in one of those electricity-free communities in the wilderness?

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That is officially insane and has no relation to any experiences I have ever had.

i feel pukey too.

hth.

however, i do carry a greater internet burden than others.

there's probably a lot more powerful internet running through my guts at once.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

clotty, hun, I am pretty sure the trots has nothing to do with your laptop and everything to do with all those jalepenos you put on your frijoles.

Because you're mexican.