My dad is 82 and resides in very nice assisted living center. He has some serious health issues but his mind is still firing on all cylinders. Well, most of the time.
Today I was visiting him & the director asked to speak with me. It seems that dad has been stockpiling the spending money I give him every month and had a couple hundred dollars on him. He finally decided what he wanted to spend it on. He offered his favorite lady staff member his savings for a "special kind of visit".
Fortunately this young lady wasn't offended and found it just too hysterical for words
Good, because I could not stop laughing myself
I'm thinking its time to reduce his allowance. My husband said its time to take him to see Air Force Amy at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch. Dad may be up in years but he's still got it going on LOL