We went on a family holiday last year, rented a cottage by the sea in Scotland. My uncle and aunt, 2 cousins, the man with cerebral palsy that my uncle's a carer for, the dog, my dad and I..... and my uncle and aunt's neighbour - a willowy tanned Polish woman in her mid-30s. The look on my dad's face when she came up to us at the station....
he spent the week generally making a fool of himself trying to impress her, and after I'd left I got a text from my cousin saying he'd text her slyly asking for Karolina's number.
We don't want your ****ing love.