...given the opportunity?

I was given the opportunity of meeting these guys who were regular smokers and I smoked £150 worth of crack in a single night for my first time.

It totally ****ed me up.

I felt ****ing great hitting the glass bottle, but come down was a *****.

I just wish they had gotten in the heroin at the time to help the come down. It took hours to get to sleep!

They totally ripped me off too - only giving me 2 rocks for every three they bought. Kinda like a buyers license.

The bastards.

But, I digress - you see crack is the best drug in the world. As long as you have enough of it - you'll stay happy for a good ten minutes.

The high lasts for seconds - pretty much the smoking of the crack is the best part because that is when it hits the blood stream and goes straight to the noggin.

I feel like you'd love to hit the bulbs with me but you'll never get the chance. I feel really sorry for people who have not taken every drug this world has to offer. I really do. Why are you ****ing here if not to take all the drugs in the world? Srsly, why?

So, back to the original point - would you hit the glass if offered?

im actually not going to be a ***** for once and say that you are right when you say that crack is the ****ing best drug ever because the high is amazing. however, it's a one time in vegas kinda thing for me and i'm glad i got high with my crackhead frat buddies but i'd pass on it now.

i felt so euphoric and lighter than air when i was high on crack. it was basically like weed but better.

no. no, i wouldn't.

except for the time when i did, because i was very drunk. and there was a gross person there with crack. and i smoked it.

i was later told it was just cocaine. however, can you smoke cocaine?

so idk.

the high wasn't good, actually. the only good part was a minute of retarded all-encompassing optimism.

yeah, this is filed in the very, very back of my brain. i don't want to think about it.

unlike you. you sure do love to think about it.

also, wtf. srsly. A WHOLE TEN MINUTES, REALLY? TEN MINUTES.

god. what a gross drug.

i don't smoke crack but i like it in pancakes.