so im sure some of you get that thing that you feel so young and fresh and stupid and you havent learnt anything about anything and you havent achieved anything of anything yet your face insists on looking different and some people will even call you madam in the supermarket and suddenly grey hair appears and the doctor says you're old enough from now on they have to examine your tits by squeezing them into a machine or something.

some people keep telling you your eggs are getting old and if youre not gonna have babies you better freeze them or sell them because if you wait too long they'll be faulty.

they think you should have your own house with a garden and a dog and some sort of career to pay for your constant hairdying and wrinkle creams.

then your vagina is gonna get dry.

and then you're supposed to resign and die.

im not happy about that.

say nice things that make it not look so bad or at least assure me you feel that way too.

thanks

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No tongue, my lipstick!

the best thing about being old
is that you get to decide EVERYTHING

we're the grown-ups now, we get to decide what that means

you don't have to do shit you don't want to

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said thanks for the insults and compliments
you'll never forget my face no more

I think if you can still drink 3 beers without fainting, it's all good.

lord, i think clotty is going to have an aneurysm
me and faghattan posting in a mallory knox thread.


mallory jsyk, i'm trying to move to brasil next year

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said thanks for the insults and compliments
you'll never forget my face no more

lexy
you better do it now
everyone is getting permission residence cards now based on nothing
i dont know how long thats gonna last

i know a lot of south africans working with me now

but either way
you just need to find someone willing to sign a stable union agreement with you - not hard at all

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No tongue, my lipstick!