So yesterday this girl I like and I made hash brownies while babysitting her little brother. He's 9, or something. We ground up an eighth and put it directly into the Betty Crocker brownie mix because we didn't have enough time to make hash butter and then REAL brownies. Whatever, not the point.

Anyway we gave a small(ish) piece to her nine year old brother. Does this make me a morally bankrupt human being? We sent him to bed before it kicked in so I doubt he really even felt anything. While he was eating it he was all, 'OH MY GOD THIS IS SOOOOO GOOOD it tastes a bit different BUT OH MY GOOOOOD'

I thought you sick fucks at KR would get a kick out of that.

Share your weed/whatever recipes here.

- 1/8th, ground using coffee grinder
- Betty Crocker brownie mix. NOT reduced fat. In fact, find the fattiest one that you can.

Follow directions on packet. Add ground up weed when your mixing the packet into the egg/water/oil concoction thing. Enjoy.

It takes a while to kick in but then you just go up and up and up and it takes ages to come back down. Downside: it quite obviously tastes like brownie and weed, like a reeses peanut butter cup is clearly chocolate and peanut butter.

I approve of the using-premade-mixes. I seriously can't be bothered to actually bake when I'm stoned.
I do NOT approve of feeding THC-laced goods to children.

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Oh and everyone with their mouse on the neg rep button? Go wild. Have you ever tried to stop a kid from eating all the baked goods in the house? The piece we gave him was probably about equivilent of blowing smoke in his face.

At least, thats how I'm going to look at it. I just hope we didn't foster what will be an underlying drug addiction for when he turns 14 and starts smoking pot by choice.

we baked hash brownies on a camp stove once
it was impressive and worked very welll. whoda thunk.

i love hash laden baked goods. it does taste nice.

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Maybe you could send him like a coat hanger or soup mix in the mail with a post it-
"when you paint with your eyes closed, you never become picasso, you just become an ironic narcissist with uncomfortable shades".
Throwing people off is thrilling.

-ktlr

I don't have any recipes to share but nyah feeding hash brownie to a child is fairly bad form I must say. We were going to make some for out art party but refrained from doing so because you never know who could have a complicated medical condition or whatevs.

bad news. thank god he went to bed.

you are disgusting.
what kind of person gives mind altering substances to a nine year old? fucking loser.

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I know, right? I'm pretty grossed out about it.

His sister felt bad about eating them in front of him and sharing any. He really just had a bit the size of a toonie and we gave him a BUNCH of ice cream. I doubt he even realised (at least, I hope he didn't) - he was asleep about 20-30 minutes after he ate it and we had at least 10x what he did and didn't really start feeling it until about an hour after.

/shitty & pointless justification

well, atleast you have remorse about it.

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How does one make this "butter" that you speak of? and what is the diofference between making it into a butter first and not?

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Basically you bring some water to a boil and melt about a pound of butter for every ounce of weed you're going to add. Once the butter/water is entirely melted and at the same consistency you whip some REALLY finely ground weed in with it (like, powder, basically) and then let it simmer together for as long as you can but no more than 24 horus. This is when the THC attaches itself to the lipids in the butter. Don't let it boil. Don't let it burn. After that you strain it really well into a tupperware container and let it sit overnight while the butter separates from the water. The left over weed is useless - all the THC is out of it so you can just throw it out.

After that you've got about a pound of cannabutter to cook with. The high lasts for a really long time and it takes longer to get to the peak. You can make anything with the butter, really - hash mashed potatoes, hash toast, hash cookies - anything that has the recipe calling for butter.

EDIT: Cannabutter In 7 Easy Steps! - 420 Magazine

maybe it didn't even give him an effect? considering that it was the first time (i'm assuming) he had thc in his system.
it's fucked up, but i gotta admit i love special brownies.

Thanx Zion.

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if you dont want to use precious bud for reciepes you can save all yr weed sticks, and get loads, add them to vodka (i think you leave it for like a week and then drain) and science happens and when you drink it you hallucinate. (?)

If you boil loads of sticks in milk, something happens (to do with protein and thc), and you get a paste that you can add to cakes and stuff.

but i cant remember what you do (cue smoking too much joke re memory) i hope someone can elaborate with proper instructions as its kinda like recycling and it makes you feel better for getting stick-a-plenty eighths. but you need like a trillion sticks.

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but can you bounce it on the floor?

IMO all the flavour of "weed" (I hate that term but there it is) is in the storks.

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