How to tell if you are normal
-You gossip alot
- You have difficulty being blunt and instead hint
- You think your social skills should get you whatever you want
- You think athletes should be getting paid millions.
- You cannot go out to eat alone. You can't go to many places alone.
- You care if people think you are a freak if you are alone
- You crave attention and lots of it
- You don't really want to be tolerant of differences unless it's the trend
- You talk too much
- When you do talk it's about...shopping, sports, your salon visit, what's in style, your nails, the prom and usually only have interests that involve being around others
- You think asskissing deserves a raise when it comes to work and those who do their jobs a little too well are just trying to be a know it all
- You get offended by this topic and everything that comes with it
- You collect people and call them friends.
- You focus too much on the bigger picture and forget the minor details.
- You get paranoid when you are not invited to the latest social gathering.
If you feel that you may be normal...there is hope. A cure is on the way! You don't have to be normal ever again. Don't worry though, if this cure doesn't work, you get a little pat on the head for trying.
Together, we can spread awareness and cut the strings that keep you bound!
umm yeah, actually I'd rather not have together time with you....just pull yourself together you normal freak!
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