| I think it's worse to be discarded. If they die, it's not a personal decision, it's not a fuck-you. I know that seems weird, but I'm one of those people who can't see exes with new girlfriends, it makes me really sad. That's probably quite psycho, eh? I mean, if I wasn't with my boyfriend, I would hate for it to be because he didn't want to be with me. And that sounds like I'd want him dead, which does sound insane, but I'd rather someone was only not with me because they couldn't be, rather than they'd chosen not to be.
__________________ A guy in Dumfries had to replace his mother's sofa because he'd fucked it.
"Why did he have to replace it?" we wondered.
"Because he'd cut a hole in it." said Andrew, authoritively.
I ventured that I would just have gone at it between the cushions.
There's more than one way to fuck a couch. | 
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