There is always interwebs
You can always talk to me since I'm arrogant enough to only talk about my self and ignore you completely heh. j/k
Usually people love when you show interest in them. I know I do
No matter how mundane first few questions might be it always leads to more. Conversation is bound to happen if both parties interested to keep it going. I can bull**** for hours or cut conversation in under a minute. The matter of fact I'm en expert at ending conversations.