holy fukkkkkkkin ****! well scared.

Boo! (You'd better jump out of your skin because I swear to God I really snuck up on you there)

ok goodbye squarepusher 'the boy', (lol). goodnight! glad to warm the hearts of fellow northerners..

Your pro-northern stance warms my heart more than you could know.

Time for bed, I think. Take care of yourself. Don't let the southern softies get you down.

this proves the point that northern people are nicer !! give me your adviser. i'm tempted to complain about mine! and this was a job center in the suburbs of london, a rather posh one. so they are probably even more ****ish.
he wouldn't even give me any information about housing benefit either. i want my rent paid GOD DAMMIT!

and yes i will turn into a hackney cab, just for you. i will not turn into a london person though. ever. being northern is the best thing ever... god...

Hackney, eh? I hear they make good taxis down there. Just be careful not to turn into...you know...one of them.

Sorry, mate. That's rotten. I got lucky. The advisor I had was this really laid back scouse bloke who believed everything I said. I think I could have got away with being on the dole forever under his tutelage. I'd hate to think what the tories are turning those places into.

and yes the south has kidnapped me. i am signing (hopefully) for a new flat. in a hackney ex council flat in an estate. help.

hahaha brilliant. whippets on old rope. how i wish there were some of those here.
yes the job center is hell. no wonder they have bouncers the staff are so ****ing rude. my 'adviser' (who gave me no advice may i add) made a snide comment about my degree and also when i said 'can i go home now' also told me 'no i suggest you go out and get a job' i mean, why so rude? awful man.

i can see why so many people take up a life of white lightning and park bench. the job center gives no hope for life. at least i am mildly capable. imagine what it's like if you've never had a job before or are 'unskilled'? GOD. and it all makes me hate the Tories EVEN MORE.

FULL ON 3am rant.

The dress and tights ensemble usually only comes out on the weekend. Keep it under your hat, though.

Nothing of great interest going on oop north at the minute. Just the usual. You know, flat caps, cobbled streets, whippets on pieces of old rope, that sort of thing. I've had to do the signing on thing before. I know it can be rather depressing. Job centres are not the most cheerful of places are they? Are you permanently exiled darn sarf now?