Mother Greer

have i insulted you somehow?

SRSLY SNOWJOB. what is up with the fact that this profile is a regular haunt for footfetishguy? is he one of hebs friends? do you have an alternate called FOOTJOB? pls write back and explain asap.

Ah sorry, for some reason I had it my head you were already there. Have fun when you do get there.

i visited your profile. i lurked. and then i stopped lurking for a moment to give you this very important message.

PARIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME!

your profile picture up there makes me laaaaawl.

some freak named footfetishguy has been visiting your profile.

sonja.

has that got something to do with your mysterious "second job"?

Do up my zip, will you darling?

Young lady. The world does not need to see your ankles, knees, wrists and neck. Cover up, for jiminy's sakes! I know you care deeply for jiminy. You two have been engaged in the depths of courting for long enough. Please arrange my cu***ber sandwiches for 4 p.m. I'd like them with iced tea today. In my BMW.

We are going to the snow.
You & i.

Where are you, Mother Goose. I miss your face and glasses.


but mostly your face