Idioteque

Well, I do have a guitar. I'm not sure they'd let me in the union with my singing voice though. Then again, Bob Dylan and Neil Young seem to have done alright for themselves.

Oh well. Looks like a life as an unemployed deadbeat for me. My parents will be distraught. Maybe I'll call myself a poet.

And on that note, I shall retire to bed. Thanks muchly for the company. It helps to have someone who doesn't mind my incoherent babbling when I can't sleep.

I'm impressed. I don't think anyone has ever gone to this kind of effort to protect a bounty of pickles before. Your dedication to the cause is truly inspiring.

You know, I had to google that and read a NYT article to fully appreciate the reference, but I see your point now. Presumably the beef and pickles would be in America. That being the case, couldn't I just buy a gun to protect them? I mean, guns solve everything, right?

Easy. We'll just take them to wherever all the rich white people are. Those places are usually safe from natural disasters, right?

Sure, but who needs a house when you have meat and pickles in those kinds of quantities?

Good taste in beef and ethical. You just ticked all the boxes. Let's get married.

You drive a hard bargain. I like that.

Well then, this is a pickle...would you accept a pickle instead?