| |   ella luciana |
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About Me
- About ella luciana
- Biography
- Divorced, beheaded, survived.
- Location
- Edinburgh
- Interests
- Imagining what my life could have been, and picking scabs.
- Occupation
- Documentary Production Person
- Sex
- Good-time Gal
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Signature
- A guy in Dumfries had to replace his mother's sofa because he'd fucked it.
"Why did he have to replace it?" we wondered.
"Because he'd cut a hole in it." said Andrew, authoritively.
I ventured that I would just have gone at it between the cushions.
There's more than one way to fuck a couch.
