I don't remember doing anything. I have been in pain for a year and the docs kept giving me antibiotics saying it must just be an infection but it turns out it never was. I was rushed to hospital back in November because of the severity of the pain and was sent home with more antibiotics. I was examined and the doctor totally did not diagnose the problem there. It's taken my moving back home to finally get a doctor who knows what he is doing.
Have a scout for tutoring agencies; the old middle-class university panic means there is always lots of work for private tutors so that the Jones can get the UCAS bonus for sending their kid to a crappy local state school, whilst pumping a small fortune into private tutors so they don't get the usual results from the crappy local state school.
Aaaaah, sadly you have to have graduated already to do it. Plus the way they sell themselves to their Russian mafia clients (its probably a bit uncharitable of me but at least 50% of their work is in Moscow) is by saying they only have Russell Group employees. Which is ridiculous because that is no indication of teaching ability. I pretty much just read out the concise GCSE revision guides when I am there and ask the house keepers to make me hot drinks. Not good value for money.
You know something- thanks to that video if I'm ever in the situation where I'm with someone devastatingly handsome and they say "Do you want to come back to mine for coffee?" I'm going to have some sort of flash back and start screaming NO, YOU WILL NOT ENSNARE ME WITH VAGINA FISH COFFEE!
