i bought 2 hoodies today that had sequins sewed into the fonts.

fonts.

mostly bc they reminded me of the 80's-lady dresses my ma used to wear to the marine core ball every year.

i mean. sequins. you know you like them. just buy it. it'll be great.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

how can anyone not do sweatpants?

denim is so stifling.

i only wear it when i need to present my *** to someone.

besides. i'm a stickler for matching.

when you buy the hoodie, you have to have the matching pants.

this either makes me 13-yrs-old or a gramma.

so that's kind of okay.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

p.s. they were playing liz phair whip smart in wet seal 2day.

i was singing along real loud.

all the other 12-yrs-olds just didn't know.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.

when i googled crazy lady shopping, this came up

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I think that lifting a barbell is probably the single most important thing that women can do to improve their body image. Lifting heavy and feeling stronger and seeing how muscle mass changes your body is a phenomenal experience. - Tamara Cohen

basically.

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some of my customers want me to suck their *****es. i tell them allah did not create my mouth for that purpose.