I've always wished i was a delicate little flower girly girl.

I know one, she won't order a beer when we're out cos 'it's not ladylike'. And when i suggested it she made a ****ing awfully loud little sneeze, she said , "Puhlese, i'm more delicate than that, it's not lady-like.".

I wish I was a delicate little flower of a girl.
But this morning I woke up hungover, and was stacking woodfor like 5 hours.. all the while looking forward to me beer.

I spose it's a matter of yer upbringing? Is it?? I don't know.

I've always wanted to be a delicate little flower but my mum bought me up to be a wood stacker & independent.

I just want to be a delicate female who's main priority is how me MAC foundation is gonna slip off in the humidity on my Gold Coast holiday.

One fabulous thing i have inherited is her love of perfume,
coco chanel. mmmmmmmmmmmmm

so yeah
whatever
the pressures of being a lady :./

i say **** it. i is what i is. in ways i can be very girly, and in others im not. if someone of the opposite sex cant handle that then they can move right along. i shouldnt have to fulfill some stereotype to make some man happy. and im happy just being myself.
you should embrace being independent!

Considering that these Commonwealth ****s gobble uncut **** by the gulletful, they can't be that delicate.

i am a delicate lady.
i think you are all vile

woe is me
well being useful is better than a wall painting, pretty but useless...
Maybe take an etiquette class and play china doll on the weekends.
If that's what you want.
Just don't take it to a full time thing
Your head just might disappear up your a$$