Now, DON'T bitch me out if this thread's been done before. I really just wanted to share my joy.
My puny little lashes have been through absolute HELL

with the mascara, and I've never found anything that I liked or that made them look all that great....UNTIL NOW!!
the other day, in between classes, I realized that I lost my favorite lipstick. It was by MAC, and I kinda freaked, so I ran to ULTA to replace it.
Well, ULTA doesn't carry MAC, I discovered, but I got something to tide me over until I could get the real deal. While I was there, I saw a mascara by "Two-Faced" that claimed to be like a lash-extension thing. It was $20.00
The salesgirl told me it sucked and directed me to a $13.00 mascara by "Bourgeouis" that she swore by. So, I got it just for the hell of it.
Well guys....if you don't already know this: IT WORKS!! I mean, it looks like I'm wearing beautiful, long, fake eyelashes. In a good way though. Not like Tammy Faye. (RIP

)
I highly recommend it though. Bourgeious. Best stuff I've used in my 45 years. If you hipsters don't already know.
Gotta go. Everyone have a really lovely day.