So I've been having lots of lovely filthy dirty sex recently and I am covered in bruises, especially on my shoulders and arms. WTF am I going to do? I acquired many of them last Saturday and they are STILL NOT GONE.

Anyone got any bruise-ridding tips? Much obliged...

ermm

make up?

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said thanks for the insults and compliments
you'll never forget my face no more

Stop slapping each other in bed.
And I would go with the makeup idea. Try some coverup. And possibly slap some glitter on there. Or you can always get a cute shall to go over your dress, or sweater.

i have heard if you apply ice to a bruise and leave for about 10 min,it helps it heal quicker.
i have never done it though because it takes alot to bruise me

I'm thinking of wearing an enormous sack instead of a ballgown.
Not sure about the makeup idea cos the ball goes on til like 5am and shoulders and arms tend to get rubbed on stuff. I have already asked him to desist the biting until after the ball, but seriously! Hoping aloe vera gel and zinc will help.