ugh. i know. how do i get rid of them? does toothpaste really work?

ice helps right?

The lipstick cap really works.

Get a lipstick cap press it on the skin, twist and pull off.
Do this a few times & press it down hard enough to create some sorta of suction.

wouldn't that create more bruising?

the idea is to get rid of said bruising, not enhance it.
unless of course you're going for the 'can't see the trees for the forest' approach.

toothpaste worked for me a little bit once but mine was really huge....haha. it wasn't even from a guy! My girlfriends thought it would be funny to give me one (they sat on me, I couldn't move) but it kinda got out of hand and it was gigantic. at first is was funny, after not so much....

I hate hickeys. One guy used to give me them all over. It looks so trashy and juvenile....