ok, tell stories where people who have the stupidest lines try to 'mack' or hit on you, also known as trying to 'holla'. its meant to be funny, and i want to laugh right now...so if the story is plain traumatizing, pls remember and post it for the sake of laughter.

i'll start: At a subway station last week. i was with 2 of my friends - they were both on the phone though. Some short, unshowered looking, 30somethin, UGLY 'man' walks up with two of his friends and says "hey baby, i have 3 phones, can i put your number in one of them?"
I was doubled over laughing so hard that I couldn't stop long enough to tell him no.

i was sitting on some stairs, waiting for my ride to pick me up from work when some IDIOT comes and sits next to me on the stairs.
him: why is a pretty girl like you all alone? you look good. do you have a man?
me: no.
him: can i be yours?
me: hell no.

Lol, Saya your stories are funny.. I don't have any to contribute

But he has THREE phones! Three! He must be rich and important, you should have snatched him up. Anyone who tries to "holla" is whack.

I have one to share as well:

This Vietnamese dude whose English was broken
"Hello, you very pretty. Can I have you phone so we can talking?"
Me: "My phone? Why do you want my phone? Don't you have a phone?"
(Suffice to say, That didnt go anywhere)

i was waiting to use this one from a movie:

Him: i really think that it would be cool if you would go out with me.
Me:[staring with blank/dull face] um........................................... no. [walk away]

lol. i know...what a catch.

here's another one, happened today when i was with my gf

"Damn, you look good as hell! I just got out of jail yesterday, could I come party with you?"