Ever had a moment ruined? For example a sweet and romantic cuddling session just totally killed by something like someone farting or wahtever?

I had a really lose ponytail and hair was falling out of the ponytail and we were putting our heads on each other's shoulders. And then they started coughing because my hair was in their mouth! It was more funny than embarassing though luckily. But yeah it totally killed the moment.

one time i was barebacking this kid who was too in love with me (i broke his heart) and i was on all these painkillers that made me sorta sloppy so while i was tearing his ass up i was so oblivious that i farted and just kept right on fucking him. it kinda ruined the moment...well, for him anyway. 'cause he cried out something but i was too high to hear it. he had the tightest asshole, though, yknow? wait what were we talking about?

he said, 'your tits feel almost as good as my sister's'

my friends and i were celebrating one of our birthdays, and the guy i had a crush on admitted he liked me, so we went for a walk with two of our other friends. so we walked to this field that was behind the restaurant and then split into pairs and talked. well, when we got back to the parking lot he said,"there's something i've been wanting to do all night" and then he leaned in and kissed me. we started getting really into it and it was one of those kisses that makes you dizzy and when i had to refind my footing, i slipped in some slick car fluids or some shit and pulled us both down into it. i's was all black and gross,a nd it pretty much stained what we were wearing...

What???