I'll never again settle for:
bad personal hygiene, having no ambition in life, being a jobless loser, immaturity and generally being a stupid, uneducated person. Those things are just deal breakers.

boys:
thuggish wear - long t-shirts that look like pijamas, the baggy pants. i really like to see dudes in form fitting or at least not so loose jeans. i like their legs...

long bushy hair loose or in a ponytail

no stubble, no chest hair (sorry i want a man, not a 12 year old)

really skinny british rock star types... their legs are as thick as their arms... fuck no!


fratty dudes...

alcoholics

at the top of my list of guys who need not apply-

mama's boys
alcoholics

also turn offs-
people who can't be bothered to take care of themselves health wise, general irresponsibleness, inability to make decisions, etc
dirty hands/feet
bad teeth
anyone who is crazier or more overly emotional than me
guys who will be in competition with me for who looks hotter when we go out
bad/no taste in music
couch potatos
obesity
anyone who doesn't thoroughly enjoy eating...
baldness denial - if you're starting to lose it for god's sake just shave all the rest of it off!

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should i choose a noble occupation
if i did i'd only show up late and sick
and they would stare at me with hatred
plus my only natural talent's wasted

at the risk of sounding like a complete snob, that's like the second thing i look at.

boys who boss my dog the first time they meet her -- fuck off, we have it sorted without you
boys who don't like animals
please DO NOT wear a pinkie ring
i love a flip flop, but fuck sandals
pseudo intellectuals
bad/no hygeine
someone who isn't tidy
be a fuckin gentleman please. i mean really.
and how about a compliment now and then?
complainers, whiners
if you say you're gonna do it, it better get done
i like to do housework because i'm mentally ill; but that doesn't mean that i will do all of it all the time -- i need help
men who are old enough to know better but still don't
and if you don't want to be an equal partner then fuggadabouit. i'm sick of supporting and encouraging men who are latched to their mother's tit and don't want to pull their own weight.