Summer 2012 Dating/****ing/Relationship Thread

[orchestral]

OKAY.
TONIGHT I did it. I sucked it up and went on a date. Which is hard for me, because I typically prefer to spend my time alone, doing crossword puzzles and gardening and watching Netflix in the bathtub.

We'll call him N, he's a 6'6 lawyer. HE IS SO FINE.
I have no idea why he's dating me. NO IDEA.
and yet...

We met up at 6 for dranks at this weird lesbian bar in Bernal Heights, that has a giant outdoor patio with gnomes and such. And he was wary of first dates, so I told him he could meet me for drinks and either keep me or leave me after that. Annnnnd, he kept me til 2am.

We made-out in his car at the end. And we went out for a 11pm dinner (how urban of us!), and zipped all around San Francisco in his fast-as-**** car (which i don't normally give any kind of **** about, but his was extra fun, while i made fun of his music tastes on his iPod).

I was horribly sunburnt, and got too-drunk around 11:30.
But he didn't seem to mind.

He mentioned more dates in our future at least 20 times, so I hope that comes to fruition.

He's hands-down the only guy I like liked in... 2-3 years.

He tried/offered to take me home with him, in various capacities a handful of times, but I refused; because I'm trying really hard not to be a *****. But I certainly held back on the end-of-date make out front, and didn't put a lot of effort into kissing him, because I was nervous and NOT expecting it (even though he explicitly warned me that this would happen). I have some kind of chronic inability to understand why hot guys would want me.

Alas, I did get to wear my size 4 anorexia jeans, heels (bc he's so freakishly tall), and a size 2 motorcycle jacket, so I was in good spirits for most of the day... but when he revealed his favorite part of women is tight stomachs, and that boobs are like #8 on his list and *** is #5 and lips aren't even on it.... I cringed pretty hard inside.

anyway. that was my night.
you all?

we haven't had a dating threads since March, so we'd better all have something good to contribute.

[Black Mambo]

Originally Posted by orchestral

but when he revealed his favorite part of women is tight stomachs, and that boobs are like #8 on his list and *** is #5 and lips aren't even on it.... I cringed pretty hard inside.

I am seeing some sit ups in your exercise thread future. Not that your body isn't already banging ffs.

Sounds like a good time was had. I am one of those people who cannot. do. dates. So I like hearing about other people's.


Since the thread is here, I had visitations from my husband a few weeks ago which was really great. We visited a little island on a boat:



And we went lakeside camping:





And went to a couple of gigs and visited various towns and cities.

[kwhatever]

yeah but he's making eyes at silicon gal whilst you're not there?

kr tell all.

[kwhatever]

not to be like that.

i'm sure you're happy.

i just deep throated my lt bf like 3 mins ago.

hells numb. & also pregnant.

****in in july '07.

ffs.

[BlackMilk]

He sounds like a pretty nice chap. And by nice chap, I mean, he has a car, and is tall.

That's good enough, isn't it?