oh this reminds me of last week. I work with a girl from Japan and I always am pestering her to tell me about her husband and she for serious said, "You know that cute man who is short and fat that comes in here? he's kind of middle aged? that's what he looks like"
her husband is a for real short fat guy. and she's young and pretty. it was the Onion article about the Japanese girl who had a middle aged man fetish come to life. or she needed a green card.