torn between the two of you, so much i want.
but you, oh you.
when you did that last night and how you sounded and you didn't even care about you.
i hope we hang out all day sunday.

your wife though, i don't think i can fuck you because of that. i want to.
but i'll fuck him instead and you can't get mad, you're married. deal with your shit.

All your technical mumbo jumbo music is fucking crap. It all sounds the same and it literally made me feel sick when I had to listen to it last night. Gahhh, what is wrong with you people?? The whole time I was trying not to scream, you guys just kept saying how damn awesome it all was

You've been fucking irritating me today and I've been wondering what goes on in your head.

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Eat a bowl of fuck

i find you really, really creepy. how mean and rude do i have to be to get you to stop trying to talk to me? i mean i pretty much ignore you every time you try to start a conversation, get the hint please. oh, and stop trying to wheedle your way into conversations i'm having with p, it makes you look super desperate. and don't ever try to hug me again or i will break every bone in your creepy hands.

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flaccid, though still impressive

Ive got the feeling that you will bring that bitch to the event on friday. please please dont do it. I have a feeling its not going to happen

1. your a piece of shit. how dare you turn the blame on me. I shouldn't talk to you till you realize why YOU fucked up and apologize... I'll try my best not to. seriously fuck you. I hope you have a shitty night, and not even because of me, because they annoy you or something. I am so pissy right now. How dare you. I should never be nice to anyone ever again.
You owe me so much shit after all the shit this year. I swear you better fucking make up for everything you've done since september for the holidays or some occasion or I swear you're just a shitty person and you are a liar. and you don't give two shits about me. I will assume all this.