Have you seen those new AllState commercials?
They have this theory that the reason more people haven't switched to AllState is because they're too intimidated/it would be too awkward to call your old insurance company to cancel the policy, so AllState now calls and "breaks up" with them for you.

What if there was a service like this for other relationships?

I would have been single for about 6months now.

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The greatest asset they all have is themselves. And yet does anybody promote that to them? Does anybody tell them that they are the greatest asset they have? Or are they steered to idol worship? Are they moved, are they motivated, are they inspired to look at the president or any politician as their only salvation? If they are, it's just a shame.

yeah but you have to deal with the aftermath.
the angry phone calls about what a heartless bitch you are for having a service break up with you.

really, the ideal combination would be if Allstate could team up with Lacuna, Inc. (of eternal sunshine of the spotless mind) and make the call, then wipe the memory.

lets start a petition for that.
obama. we need a bad news patrol.
and not even breakups.
it could be like "your mom died" -- memory erased.
or "you just got fired" -- but from a job you never remember having.
that would win.

and i want that calming black man in all their commercials to come to my house and give the bad news in his knowing blax voice.
then elijah wood can wipe my memory.
kristen dunst, however, is not invited.

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um, and also since this was such a good thread title...

we all need more neil sekada and g-rated ass shaking in our lives.

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yes. it would have to wipe the other person's memory only though.
because i dont like to be fucked with

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The greatest asset they all have is themselves. And yet does anybody promote that to them? Does anybody tell them that they are the greatest asset they have? Or are they steered to idol worship? Are they moved, are they motivated, are they inspired to look at the president or any politician as their only salvation? If they are, it's just a shame.

I switched power companies recently, and my old company called me and said "what can we do to make you stay" and I could almost hear the cynical puppy dog eyes and I felt awful. So I made excuses and got off the phone. But even though I didn't switch back, they did at least give my guilt reflex a good workout.

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