that black man frightens me.

i feel like bees are about to shoot out of his mouth at any moment.

and i have geico, so i guess if i get in a crash, that little fuckhead lizard w/ the shitty accent will show up and start running its mouth like a little smartass.

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i bet if you switch, calming bee-mouth black man would come over and just squish that yappy posh gecko with his loafer.
then discreetly go wipe the carcass of his shoe in the bushes.
and then he'd give you a good hug.
and you could collect honey from his mouth.

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btw, is every fucking thread w/ a youtube embedded in it breaking for anyone else right now?

or is it just my internets?

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no its not just you.
all the youtubes are grey boxes for me.

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well for me. the thread just stops loading as soon as someone posts a youtube.

or takes 15 minutes to load. or 15 minutes for the post to submit.

like i've managed to bake 3 birthday cakes and a holiday turkey what w/ all the down time i've had just since posting in this thread alone.

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