They could stop stealing homospooge?

Forties, bearish (hot bearish, not bearish as an excuse for sloth), dirty, protective and rich.

It's boiled down to this:

I have to be able to Respect him. and no more smackheads. Just someone who isn't a fucking dipshit who has read a book or two and maybe can get out of himself enough to read the paper.

that would be a lovely start.

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Michael Phelps for President - 2012!!!

6ft or taller is important.
also smart, funny, adventurous, talented, has goals and the motivation to achieve them. plus confident enough to stand up to me and put me in my place when necessary.

good taste in music, similar to mine but can introduce me to new stuff
nice taste in clothes but doesn't attach too much importance to them
nice hair
tall
not fat but not an exercise freak
likes books and can teach me interesting things
doesn't make a fuss about unimportant stuff (some of my friends' boyfriends/girlfriends are constantly causing unnecessary arguments, it's silly)
is in the same country as me

is me in another person's body, except calmer than I am. I've learnt from past relationships that people who are different from me are just annoying to go out with. You are all going to vomit on your keyboards now, but I have pretty much just described my boyfriend in my post, except the same country bit since he's in Japan, which is kind of rubbish. Those of you who saw my panicked LDR thread will be pleased that we're as irritatingly loved up as ever I guess, unless you predicted our downfall in which case fuck you!