Very descriptive subject line there.

I am all about spelling shit out to you guys so you know whether it is a worthwhile thread to read.

I'm just going to keep going so that we can be sure that when the little thingy pops up that gives everyone a preview of wtf is going on, we still have no idea of wtf is going on.

Just making sure.

Good? Yes?

Good.

I think we're in the clear now.

So.

Let's just crack on.

I'm pretty much in love with my ex.

What the fuck am I going to do?

The first and foremost question: has your ex moved on with someone else?

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"... I don't simply wash my hair, I make love to my hair, it is a process and it shows..."

well yes, for some time now. several years. so pretty extensively we can safely say.

i am insane. it is ridiculous.

is this a different person to the man in greece in the pictures?

I take it you two had a very involved history if you're still hankering after him. Have you been seeing other guys since the break up? I have no idea how long it was since you both split, so if it's relatively recent-ish, the emotional residue is easy to understand.

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"... I don't simply wash my hair, I make love to my hair, it is a process and it shows..."