My first boyfriend was a dreadful kisser. Always tongues, all the time, going around my mouth like he was trying to clean the **** out of my teeth. When I kissed my second guy I was like "wow, I had no idea kissing could actually be enjoyable!"

that happened with the third guy i kissed. granted i was "in love" with him (you know, that 13 year old kind of "love") so that probably made it more enjoyable for starters, but suddenly it was like "woah...i don't feel the need to scrub my teeth and gargle"

I was 17, he was 19, and I guess by that age you can't just get by on other people not knowing how bad you are at it. And yeah, there was a lot more of an actual attraction involved, rather than him just being the first person to express an interest.

It is what made me think though: that guys who go after teens well into their thirties must suck. Like, okay, yeah, great, teenies are hot sometimes, but is it really worth putting up with how terrible they are at sex?

lol. My first kiss (that wasn't goofy kids stuff in, like 3rd grade or w/e) I was 16, only just. He was like 23. It. Was. Awful. !!!!

And I slapped him. hard. Bc it felt terrible and I didn't like him anyway. Why I agreed to go out on date w/him is still a mystery.

He just about broke my face. No tongues tho or I would have srsly had to hurt him.

Also he was shorter than I am, even sitting down (and I am v.short waisted/long legged) yikes. Wtf was I thinking?

He was rly mad about the slap. Haha THEN HE ASKED ME OUT AGAIN! ??? Masochist?

Anyway. I still see him & his fam from time to time. He married a rly tall blonde girl who could be my sister (!) -- and I always lol about that. A lot. He srsly looks like a mushroom next to her. A SHORT,LOSING HIS HAIR mushroom.

Pfft.

Chyia (first kisses ftl)

haha this is an awesome description!