Maybe it's just because I'm awfully cynical, but I keep thinking that a guy paying for you is always expecting some sexual favors in return...

Please do something inappropriate. Like putting your hand on his thigh with a knowing smile next time he's sitting next to you. And please report. You have no idea how boring this board is since you stopped making threads. Seriously.

What does that do?! I normally have a regard to the hands and smile when women does this to me... should I do something else for making the thing warmer and clearer!?